Thank God I'm In Meridies

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Thank God I’m In Meridies!

Well, life in this kingdom is kind of laid back.
It’s nothing that a stick-jock like me can’t hack.
Cause I don’t have to take too hard of a whack.
Thank God I’m in Meridies.

When morning comes and I hear the horns blow
I armor up and off to the battle I go.
I watch for the cup-shot if someone swings low and
Thank God I’m in Meridies!

Well I’ve got all my gear to be safe on the field,
With duct-taped rattan to make my foes yield.
And I shouldn’t need to carry Blue Cross and Blue Shield, cause
Thank God I’m in Meridies!

Atlanteans hit like the kick of a mule.
A lot of fighters think, “Hey! That’s mighty cool!”
But my Momma didn’t raise me to be a bloody fool, so
Thank God I’m in Meridies!

Well, I got me a helm with a mask like a griddle.
I got duct tape to hold my armor in the middle.
Calibrations nothing but a funny, funny riddle.
Thank God I’m in Meridies!

I’m glad I joined with the S.C.A.
Stick and board is the way I like to play.
If you don’t rhino-hide join with me and we’ll say…..

THANK GOD WE’RE IN MERIDIES!