Raider's Welcome

Don't think, because you've entered our domain
With relative ease, you'll leave with no regrets.
We allow no hostile hearts here to remain,
Nor watch our borders with benign neglect.

If you have come to revel and to play,
We make you welcome and your good intent.
But dark designs will sooner go aglay,
Hard welcome find, and quickly packing sent.

We would not want it said that we here lack
The courtly arts of hospitality.
Our tables groan with meat and drink and snack
For friendly neighbors joined in merry glee.

So if thy purpose is good sport and fun,
Then well met, neighbors, bring it and lay on.