I Got Duct Tape

The hard part was remembering all the melody changes to I got You Babe.


I Got Duct Tape

They say our swords won't hold the field.
Before the battle starts we'll have to yield.

Well I don't know if that's a fact,
But at least I know our sticks are firmly wrapped.

Hey!
I got duct tape
I got duct tape
I got duct tape

The say we're soft and we don't know
The best way to ward off a wicked blow.

Well I don't know. That sounds half-assed,
Cause my duct tape's wrapped around me tight and fast.

Yay!

I got duct tape
I got duct tape
I got duct tape

Though I know it's
not per-i-od
I don't think it's
Very odd.
If they'd had it
Way back when,
They'd have used it
Again and again!

Oh, battles come and battles go.
We'll never win if to them we don't go.
So strap your armor,And I'll strap mine.
Before we're through our duct tape's gonna shine.

I think duct tape's heaven-sent.
I've got duct tape stopping the leaks in my tent!

I got duct tape wrapped around my spear.
I made a duct tape coozie for my beer!

I got duct tape wrapped around my mace.
I got duct tape holding my cup in place!

I got Duct tape!!!!