Checkbook Laurel
As if I have any room to talk...
You see her coming o'er the hill
In garb for which a queen would kill,
But his Lordship's looking rather ill
Cause she's a checkbook Laurel.
She doesn't cook, she doesn't sew.
She doesn't weave or spin, you know.
She learned to dance from a video.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
Her gowns and slippers, pearl hairnet,
Buttons of the finest jet,
She found them all on the internet.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
The merchants love to see her face.
She's always welcome in their space.
Her Visa bills are a disgrace.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
If she would but pause to reflect,
She'd maybe be more circumspect,
Cause one thing you can't buy's respect,
But she's a checkbook Laurel.
Yes, she's a checkbook Laurel.
You see her coming o'er the hill
In garb for which a queen would kill,
But his Lordship's looking rather ill
Cause she's a checkbook Laurel.
She doesn't cook, she doesn't sew.
She doesn't weave or spin, you know.
She learned to dance from a video.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
Her gowns and slippers, pearl hairnet,
Buttons of the finest jet,
She found them all on the internet.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
The merchants love to see her face.
She's always welcome in their space.
Her Visa bills are a disgrace.
She's a checkbook Laurel.
If she would but pause to reflect,
She'd maybe be more circumspect,
Cause one thing you can't buy's respect,
But she's a checkbook Laurel.
Yes, she's a checkbook Laurel.
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